big boy allergies

When a teenage boy starts jacking off more, he uses more tissues. When his parent sees his trash can, she questions him. In a panic, he blames it on his allergies.

"My mom was asking me why my trash can was so full of tissues."
"What did you say?"
"I just blamed it on my big boy allergies."

by big boy 442 November 14, 2016

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Big Boy John

The biggest stud known to man. He's gets every bitch and hoe and calls them his Big Booty Bitches. There's no girl that would ever turn down Big Boy John. He's also the nicest guy ever, he'd take a bullet for you and send it right back at whoever sent it. If you ever see Big Boy John, you'll know that it's him. He's 6 foot 1 inches and has a 9 inch dick. Ladies want to be with him, guys wanna be him.

Big Boy John is the biggest stud ever

A)Do you know, Big Boy John?
B) Know him, I want to be him.

by Insane_Tomato December 10, 2016

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dat boi jules

Tbh dat Boi jules is lit. Always light hearted and never seems to be serious. usually funny and understanding. Try's to be artsy and tumbler but doesn't succeed very much. There IG game is strong though. Lit outfits as well. Overall lit and nice. Get yourself a dat boi jules.

Aye, that guy must be dat Boi jules with that outfit.

"Yeah dat Boi jules is lit af lmao"

I'm surprised there IG isn't dat Boi jules with those outfits and feed.

by Deadass dank meme lit boi 420 December 22, 2016

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Wannabe country boi

A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key

He billyboi want some pecan pie? Oh wait your a wannabe country boi

by Bigpapajohn4real November 22, 2018

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