A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
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