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In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”
by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019
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Getting Bell'd

When your ISP throttles your internet connection because they refuse to use equipment that isn't 30 years old.

Named as such from Bell Canada
"Sorry Guys, I missed my shots, I'm Getting Bell'd"
by GL1TCH3D August 2, 2023
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A definition originating in 2024.
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I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025
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A sentence uttered by a somehow hot TV to a poor defenseless woman he found on the street.
Vox: We're finished. I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of my building. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BUILDING
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get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.
"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"
by Sarcelle December 2, 2018
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self getting

An other word for masturbation. You are getting thinks done yourself.
Didn’t hook up with that girl last night, so I was doing some self getting.

Doing some self getting tonight, got any good websites?
by Philsøn January 30, 2018
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