Midnight Popeye's

You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.

You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.

by Rogue Caseworker June 28, 2016

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 22, 2022