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Shrek

very sexy. our lord. our life. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

The Shrek Commandments:

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord
by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
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Shrek

Our love and savior. He will never be replaced by any of the other thousands of so called gods. All other gods are now perceived inferior to him. Praise the lord by getting on your knees and praying.
Hey, have you prayed to our lord, Shrek yet?
by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
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French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
by Yallow June 3, 2024
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Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.
John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
by getNutellad July 4, 2019
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Shrek Ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020
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Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.
Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.
by Eggoette August 23, 2020
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Shrek

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life
by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019
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