Throwing the bat in the upper deck

Titty fucking

Her tots are huge, I’ love throwing the bat in the upper deck

by Sir Osiss of Liver March 26, 2022

Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!

I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!

by Extra Inning King August 23, 2022

Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

by JackReed January 5, 2023

rat bat

The abbreviation for 'rat bastard', similar in context to mofo, or mother fucker. The s in bastard was originally included in the term, making 'rat bast', but the letter quickly quiesced because of the rhyme scheme rat bat offered. The phrase has a tendency to be overused by the uneducated.

(adj) mother fuck'n, fuck'n, mug'n
being dirty, scheming, or treacherous, trifle'n, cantankerous

(n) rat bastard, mother fucker, fucker, mug
of being no good, a scoundrel or shithead

What the hell is a rat bat?" "You ya stupid rat bat.

by Rat-BatMan November 25, 2010

Ding Bat

A bat that is flying into a metal object, making the sound 'ding!'

Did you see that ding bat? It was the loudest one to fly into that pole yet!

by lungsgnul February 1, 2010

Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.

"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock

by Track-10 January 14, 2003

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003