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National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.
You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)
by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022
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On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020
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National Tree Day

National Tree Day is on October 25 in reference to Mr. Beast contribution to planting 20,000,000 trees.
Yo dude, did remember that October 26 is National Tree Day!
How couldn't I, I donated like 40 bucks!
by XenoIke October 26, 2019
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National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16
Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*
by Bianca Spanu 💕 October 15, 2019
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National Eat coochie day

The day all females get the best head from Anyone . This holiday lies on August 3rd
"Hey Today August 3rd"

"Oh! its national Eat coochie day"
by Bustdownrollieavolanch July 29, 2022
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National Titty Day

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic
1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to
by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021
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