Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021

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galleon sexual

galleon sexual is when you have sexual likeings for a galleon.

hey I'm galleon sexual I know that it is weird but that ship is hot .

by WhiffyTheCunbucket June 17, 2022

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Windshield sexual

When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield

For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"

by DC778 August 17, 2017

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sexually furious

When you've been sexually frustrated for so long that you become angry, you are said to be sexually furious.

Zydrunas: "I haven't had sex in so long I just want to throw a girl over a table and fuck the shit out of her!"
Black Sam: "Man you're sexually furious!"

by uttondiddies September 7, 2013

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sexual shredator

An exceptional skier or snowboarder who gets laid often due to their abilities on the slopes.

"Did you see that guy at apres drinking a Red Bull and vodka with all those chicks?"

"Yeah, man. Bro did laps all day off Pali. Total sexual shredator."

by oscar goldman July 21, 2017

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