by 12345548 September 18, 2023
Get the Bullshitmug. A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
Get the Practical Bullshitmug. "Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."
Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.
My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."
Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.
My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.
by Adam buckley December 20, 2023
Get the Pull bullshitmug. Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."
Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
Get the Bullshitmug. The practice of taking a piece of media, and applying any theme you want to it. This can sometimes be used jokingly. But most times, it’s used as a propaganda tool.
by AntiTHOT.exe June 26, 2024
Get the The Fine Art of Bullshitmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
Get the Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Onersmug. The girl who starts changing the rules she made as she went when she finds out they never worked in the first place.
The girl is bullshit.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020
Get the Bullshitmug.