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V-Neck Friday

The tradition of where a V-Neck shirt every Friday.
Josh: Hey bro, it's V-Neck Friday tomorrow!
Ross: Yea, I know! I can't wait!
by Flaming Ostrich March 23, 2011
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Funki Monki Friday

The greatest holiday, every friday. PRAISE THE MONKI!
"ITS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY!!!" - Me
by Rich Rapper Man From China January 15, 2021
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Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012
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Female Crush Friday

Abbreviation more commonly used on the social site instagram as F.emale C.rush F.riday created as a response for MCM (m.en c.rush m.onday)
Today, my Female Crush Friday or FCF is Rihanna
by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019
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Free Boob Friday

The best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness.
Gotta find a good shirt for Free Boob Friday tomorrow!
by Caro91 February 13, 2014
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Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023
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fuck yeah friday

A National holiday that occurs every Friday that honors the God that is Brendon Urie. This originated on vine when on Friday he would say Fuck Yeah Friday with many high notes.
*the final countdown plays* Oh it’s Fuck Yeah Friday...-Brendon Urie
by Justanotheremoteen February 8, 2019
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