candy love

“Candy love” means the love is sweet but hard

I wish I had myron’s and mia’s candy love

by MYRØN July 24, 2022

Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019

soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".

Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"

by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022

candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

by Dinger182 March 28, 2012