YouTube Rot

When YouTube videos are taken down or deleted, resulting in the pain of discovering all your playlists are filled with Deleted Video.

My playlist is suffering from some serious youtube rot.

by fuzzywave August 21, 2021

YouTube and hang

Sit around by yourself

...endlessly watching content, no sexual desires...

I'm going to go home and YouTube and hang, (clothes optional e.g let it all hang out ... or otherwise) meaning I will go to my house watch YouTube and go to bed, alone .

by Ashally aHche February 11, 2018

Youtube Trip

Watching one video on youtube and clicking on a related video until you don't even know where the hell you are anymore and how you even got to the video you're watching.

WTF?! wait. I was watching a call of duty video....how'd I get to a video about making ice cream in a bag? ...youtube trip

by ajiguy92 July 8, 2011

youtube teacher

Noun. A teacher who shows youtube videos and then simply repeats what the youtube videos said for the rest of the class period.

Youtube clip: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Teacher: You will notice that the ancient idea of a Golden Ratio can be applied to many things today such as chocolate bars and iphones

Students: Wow, he is such a youtube teacher.

by User4857 July 25, 2012

YouTuber's remorse

The sense of utter disappointment after watching a video on YouTube that you believed or were led to believe was awesome.

That new PewdiePie video gave me YouTuber's remorse.

by IDontExist December 31, 2013

YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"

Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!

by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019

YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015