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Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"
by Justinho September 10, 2010
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French Vanilla Hoe

These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.
Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.
by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
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Vanilla

The complete opposite of kinky; To be plain In sex
Oh my god! Kensleigh is so vanilla!
by Kensleighisvanilla27 May 18, 2019
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white vanilla

A name given to white people who think they are gangsters.
Look at that white vanilla trying to rap to Cardi B
by UrbanBamboo March 14, 2018
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Vanilla

Contrary to popular belief Vanilla is not boring or plain this is only said by DEGENERATEs who dislike morals because they have lost they're humanity
Some dumbass: vanilla is boring and plain
Saints: at least vanilla fans don't wanna have sex with children or be a Degenerate
by Thesauruz5 November 26, 2020
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meukow vanilla

A annoying person can never stay in his lane away in peoples relationship but can never get any bitches. They are virgins that will never get any pussy on there dick might as well cut it off and try with guys.
friend: yo I got this on girl shes so nice and fine
meukow vanilla: bro she ugly ass has no ass and looks gay
friend: we aint cool no more
me: idgaf I got her insta and ima fuck her later
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by glizzygobbler69696969696969 April 30, 2022
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