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Bullshit

The concept that you can only love someone once you love yourself
What do you think of the idea that you can only love someone once you love yourself?

It’s bullshit. I hate myself but I still love my mom??
by Shimmermoon01 July 9, 2019
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Bullshit

"Theres bullshit all over the carpet Jonny, your grounded"
by Urgaymom July 25, 2019
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Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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Bullshit

1. Internet slang as an extended way to say "Shit"
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.
1. This is bullshit!
2. A bull left some bullshit here.
by dswqsa895 January 9, 2024
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big word bullshit

when someone uses big words to make themselves sound more intelligent
Mary: “Subliminal messages appeal to our subconscious mind. It is a process in which external stimuli trigger reactions without us noticing signals”

James: “Thats big word bullshit”
by big brain energy August 13, 2019
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tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.
Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!
by bmb1455 December 7, 2022
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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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