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Monkey Shaker

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.
“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”

“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”
by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022
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Bum shaker

A person who shakes their ass.
"Milkan is a bum shaker"
by giggan1gga November 11, 2022
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Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!
Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.
by poopoojones November 17, 2022
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tasting shapes

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes
by Corc4 November 17, 2022
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Bard Shaker

The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
by CrispyFork January 16, 2023
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Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?
by Bardledoo February 15, 2023
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egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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