Sydney is an idiot. She has great boobs and a HUGE butt like WOW. Great girlfriend but is also an asshole and will smack you if you do something bad. She is very very short but very cute and has the greatest voice and smile ever. She may be stupid but I love Sydney
Is that Sydney?
Where I can’t see her.
Right there in the grass!
Oh behind the grasshopper yes that’s Sydney.
Where I can’t see her.
Right there in the grass!
Oh behind the grasshopper yes that’s Sydney.
by Gulag baby August 14, 2022
Get the Sydney mug.im here to give a comprehensive list on why sydney is better (imo) than melbourne (tho ill admit melb has some positives). ive never been afraid to admit sydney has some absolute shitholes that melbourne easily beats us on, meanwhile no melburnian EVER admits anything bad about their city and gets insanely defensive if u bring up any issues. us sydneysiders at least ADMIT it and take the p!55 out of sydney, esp the housing prices. and yeah ill admit melbourne slightly takes the cake there (tho lets be real, melb aint that much better either). lotta melburnians on urban dictionary flex that they hosted the olympics half a century before sydney. true, but we had THE GREATEST OLYMPICS EVER (thats a fact). melbourne 56 had so many problems the olympic president literally THREATENED to take the games away (bet no one knows that). yeah melb has the MCG, ill give em that, but we got the SCG. the members pavilion?? where’s that in melb huh? also i HATE rugby, worst sport ever, id rather watch afl (no joke), im a cricket person. melb calls itself the sporting capital but forgets cricket is huge in sydney AND everywhere else. AFL is the only thing they ride. boxing day test is legendary sure, but we have the pink test at the SCG for the mcgrath foundation. also we’re the ultimate tourist city. when overseas ppl think australia they INSTANTLY think SYD. world legit thinks sydney is the capital now so jokes on ya. AND LASTLY best schools: NSW has 42 selective schools, melb only has 4.
Sydney hosted the Olympic Games in 2000, largely believed to be one of the greatest if not the greatest olympic games ever held, Melbourne may have hosted it half a century earlier, but we got the greatest games ever so ha! also who was even alive to clearly remember the melbourne games tbh?
by cricketboiii January 20, 2026
Get the Sydney mug.Sydney is an amazing person. She cares more than anyone I know and is always there when you need to talk. Sydney makes friends easily and can talk to anyone with a smile on her face. She’s also one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met, with very pretty blue eyes. When you see her and start talking to her, you can tell she’s a genuinely good person who truly cares.
One of the best things about Sydney is how much she cares and engages in conversations. She laughs at your jokes and remembers things from past conversations that most people wouldn’t. The best part about Sydney is how deeply she cares.
One time I was having a bad week and only two people came up to me and asked if I was okay: a friend I’ve known for seven years, and Sydney. My friend asked, “Are you okay? If you need to talk, you can.” But Sydney asked, “What’s been going on lately? You haven’t been yourself.” When I said it was nothing, she asked if she could give me a hug.
Sydney is the type of person you’d want to date because of those things—because of how genuinely good she is. Sadly, I know I’ll never date Sydney. She needs a person who can always hangout or go places with but because of my anxiety, I can’t go anywhere. I didn’t even finish public school—I had to go online in 10th grade, and I don’t really go anywhere anymore.
So even though I think Sydney would be the person for me, deep down I know I’ll never be the person for her. I’m sorry, Sydney. I’ll always love you.
One of the best things about Sydney is how much she cares and engages in conversations. She laughs at your jokes and remembers things from past conversations that most people wouldn’t. The best part about Sydney is how deeply she cares.
One time I was having a bad week and only two people came up to me and asked if I was okay: a friend I’ve known for seven years, and Sydney. My friend asked, “Are you okay? If you need to talk, you can.” But Sydney asked, “What’s been going on lately? You haven’t been yourself.” When I said it was nothing, she asked if she could give me a hug.
Sydney is the type of person you’d want to date because of those things—because of how genuinely good she is. Sadly, I know I’ll never date Sydney. She needs a person who can always hangout or go places with but because of my anxiety, I can’t go anywhere. I didn’t even finish public school—I had to go online in 10th grade, and I don’t really go anywhere anymore.
So even though I think Sydney would be the person for me, deep down I know I’ll never be the person for her. I’m sorry, Sydney. I’ll always love you.
I was hanging out with Sydney yesterday.
No way Sydney is the best person in the world I wish I was there!
No way Sydney is the best person in the world I wish I was there!
by Reed Richards January 28, 2026
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