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Big Spoon

A goonish New Jerseyite who collects debts, runs up on caucasian women, and enjoys rollin that grape dutchie on a semi regular basis. You can find him working 1 night a month in 1:28 Morgantown, WV bars. Interest include ducking fist, landlords, and baby Moovas. The name Big Spoon refers to his chili eating contest name, position in bed, or what he gets the honey out her pot with.
Who the hell is that with all the white girls around him ........it would be fuckin Big Spoon.

Call the cops ....Big Spoon is out side him
by Zack Tastic May 6, 2009
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little spoon

dima, a short hella cool redded boy from san fran who writes gansta rap but plays classics on the piano, the future owner of Little Spoon Entertainment. Has a desire to be the big spoon but will always be the little.
Hey wheres Little Spoon? You mean Dima...... Yeah,
Oh hes in Wardlaws parents bed spooning with Long Island/Dangerous Dave (Big Spoon)
by Kimster and Lolo January 27, 2007
mugGet the little spoonmug.

Spoon Chops

A less offensive version of Cunt Chops.An idiotic looking person whos often to be found doing idiotic things
"Just have a look at spoon chops over there with his Ming the merciless goatee,T-shirt and scarf combo,wearing that supercillious grin on his face.what a div.
by Stanny 29 August 8, 2008
mugGet the Spoon Chopsmug.

The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.
person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman
by daddy jim March 26, 2021
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Soup Spooning

The art of spooning, although the people spooning are obese
"that Guy is fat, so hes soup spooning"
by SsHhEeSsHh August 9, 2004
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only a spoonful

unfunny meme only 11 yr olds who live off of fortnite and paw patrol find funny.
tv: Only a spoonful

virgin fucking 11 yr old: BAAHAHAHAHAHH I GOTT ASHARE THIS ON TIKTOK SO I CAN SUCK SOME DICK
by uvuboy446 October 5, 2020
mugGet the only a spoonfulmug.

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.
by Randy December 2, 2004
mugGet the greasy spoonmug.

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