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the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
by hansmuff@krampus.com April 7, 2011
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The Perfect Guy

I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:

He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0
by frghjdsuehrbtgldiosquwygef September 30, 2012
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Perfect

Overly used by white America. The response to an answer given after a question has been asked or anything you say to them. Often said in an annoying ass tone! Used so much that by doing so they hope they will become or a situation will become Perfect. Here's a new word, Pathetic!
1st Person: Where is the bank located?
2nd Person: On State Street.
1st Person: Perfect!
by Jumping off the bandwagon February 8, 2010
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perfect

The girl that sits across from you in English class
Teacher "Can anyone tell me the definition of perfect?" Katie "That's me!"
by English classmate123 February 7, 2010
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PerfecTone

The best at everything , win by default , you just can't beat him.
''I just saw some guy that won at 3 different contests.
That guy is PerfecTone's son , for sure.''
by I'mhereforthecake November 7, 2010
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Perfectomondo

Emma. Lovely eyes. Perfect face. Very nice haircut too
Emma is perfectomondo
by Emmafans March 15, 2015
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perfecticality

Used to describe Dairy Queen treats.
Come to me thy sweet morsel of perfecticality.
by not brittany May 24, 2005
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