practically perfect

Almost always perfect. Perfect, but in a practical way.

Jenna is practically perfect with her 4.99 Uber rating and 4.94 survey score.

by Edwardo Sanchez 8727 April 11, 2023

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

hitler's perfection

A person with blonde hair and blue eyes who would be viewed as the perfect person in the eyes of Adolf Hitler.

Rachel is the definition of Hitler's perfection I mean look at her!

by sizzlesister December 18, 2013

Caris Is Perfect

caris is awesome, beautiful, cool, and even thought she has had her heart broken once or twice she is still stronger then the rock!!!

caris is perfect!

by Emily Prenti$$ November 17, 2020

Perfect Em

Throwing up in a pub due to drinking too much, but having the presence of mind/attentive buddies available to get the entire event into the confines of a single pint glass.

If there is any spillage this may only be reffered to as 'Emming'.

If more than one glass is used without spillage this constitutes a 'possible em' and has never been witnessed in the history of emming.

Emma: "Bleeeurgh"

Andy: "Holy crap, I think she just did a perfect em"
Ross: "Nah, there's some on her hand, she's only emmed"

Emma: "I think I might go home. Come Ross!"

by Plungeman April 25, 2011

Prince Perfect

The purest form of charm and perfection. The ultimate combination of the man romanticised by Disney and the epitome of both modern day romance and the courtly love convention. He is a stallion of a man. He is the one your mother warned you about and the one you've dreamed of since you were a little girl. He makes you laugh when you don't even want to smile, he writes you poetry and suprises you with flowers, he shares his ice cream with you, he treats you like a princess and makes you feel like the only girl in the world, he sends you notes just to let you know he's always thinking of you, he never stops telling you how beautiful you are, he holds your hand and doesn't want to let go, he kisses you like he means it and he will stop at nothing to make you the happiest girl in the world. If you find him, God has richly blessed you and you should hold onto him with all you've got.

Rachel: I've found the most amazing guy, he's my Prince Charming, my Mr Right.

Donna: It sounds like you've found Prince Perfect

by TimTam87 February 6, 2014

the perfect pump

When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

by CBU (See-boo)/ Chili August 26, 2008