A person who is always brutally honest… even when nobody asked for their input. A person who doesn’t realize how much insecurities she gives to people!!
by jerr jerr May 21, 2025
Get the Mariamug. She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
by H rã me os tomatos November 22, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019
Get the Maria Jensenmug. Maria is an awesome friend that you could never get tired of. Maria is sometimes an idiot and doesn't know basic math or grammar but that's alright. They're the type of friends you can always go tell when you have things on your chest. You can trust them with anything and they can be reliable when she wants to. Maria is a huge burst of energy and is kind most of the time. But be careful, sometimes they have things going on too. :)
by quacktitysfav August 15, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Maria is an unique creature, with the prettiest smile you could ever meet. The brown eyes with the wavy hair are the canvas of her face, that emanates beauty and confidence. She may be shy, and insecure inside, but will be confident and strong on the outside. Has a volatile temper, although she always tries to keep her cool. She's kind, sweet, loyal and a great listener, advicer, student, professor, but bitch, don't mess up with her!!!! That woman can be as dangerous as a starve tiger. It is so easy to fall in love with, she might be scared of seeing anyone with romantic eyes, but if you give your heart and purest friendship to her, perhaps you have one chance. Don't give up on Maria, maybe she isn't the easiest person, with the easiest history, but once you know her, you are able to learn so much with her!! Once you know her, you will never be sorry (at least, not if do not screw-up with her). One of the best feelings you can feel, is when you have the privilege of having her loyalty and know her most sensitive side, only one her multiples pieces that adds to the complex puzzle Maria is. And for the last, but not less important, Maria is incredibly sensible and talented, you get mesmerized by her abilities, craving for new things and knowledge.
She may be tough sometimes, but she is a great friend, probably the best you could ever have, so, don't give up, be patient and loveable. You won't be sorry.
She may be tough sometimes, but she is a great friend, probably the best you could ever have, so, don't give up, be patient and loveable. You won't be sorry.
Girl: I need help
Maria: Do I need to help you hiding a body or advices?
Girl: You are so pretty and smart! How do you do it?!!
Maria: That's a blessing
Maria: Do I need to help you hiding a body or advices?
Girl: You are so pretty and smart! How do you do it?!!
Maria: That's a blessing
by Afckingangel November 23, 2023
Get the Mariamug. by stop grounding cole mrs adair January 6, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Maria is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd.
Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.
All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.
She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you.
Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.
All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.
She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction.
by Dudesgowin February 1, 2020
Get the Mariamug.