Kitten

The immature form of a cat. it's also called a kitty and they are the most misleading creatures god has ever made. When you see one you'd probably think it's cute, but once it has activated his razor claws and locks on to you,
you'll change your opinion about them. Trust me. You will.
Aahw, look at that little kitten, it looks so adora-

AAAAHH IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO MUCH, TAKE IT OF ME!!!
by Cheesy man 38 October 28, 2017
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Code Kittens

People who steal programming code from their friends and use it to look cool.
OP I'm a mentally fucked code kitten, i steal code from my friend and show it off to people to look cool.
Friend You are a faggot, I'm want you to die you piece of shit. Code Kittens suck.
by Anonymous__00 November 16, 2010
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james kitten

when james is sus
partner: james kitten, why are there so many memes on this apush presentation between 1607-1669?
james: I made it sus
duck: lower your standards
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Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
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Discord Kitten

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.
“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten

“okay weeb”
by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023
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Kitten

The fluffy fucker that takes over your house rent free
Person: STOP
Kitten: *scratches couch*
Person: STOP !
Kitten: *does it more*
by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022
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