Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

Coochie Cobbler

A man who eats a woman’s clam after multiple other men just finished inside her

“”My grandma served Coochie Cobbler this year at Thanksgiving.”

by Bill Clinton 6942069 July 24, 2022

Coochie clappers

McKenna, Tierney, Malia, and Jennas friend group. every time they see each other they find a Coochie and destroy it.

Example- friend ”did you see the coochie clappers today they looked so cool!”

You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”

by slutfotharry February 9, 2021

coochie rep

Cheese burger, with atleast 300 oz. of extra mayo.

Mark: Just ate a huge coochie rep bro.
James: What the fuck dude?

by JuanCarlosSureda1987 August 25, 2019

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021

coochie poochie

the pubes over a chicks pussy that is way overgrown and never shaved

“Bruh, Kaylee got a Coochie Poochie, that shit nasty. But Jacobs into it, got some weird hair fetish.

by Big boy buckeroos September 16, 2018

coochie crumbs

Coochie crumbs are commonly found in woman who enjoy a meal or two in the comfort of there own bed. The crumbs that fall from their previous meal can end up all over the sheets, often time the crumps will find themselves a new home in your vagina. Resulting in Coochie crumbs.

I ate a bag of those spicy Doritos last night, all the crumps ended up in my vagina. Most painful coochie crumbs I’ve gotten.

by Dee’s Teeeties July 10, 2024