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Bullshit

The concept that you can only love someone once you love yourself
What do you think of the idea that you can only love someone once you love yourself?

It’s bullshit. I hate myself but I still love my mom??
by Shimmermoon01 July 9, 2019
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Bullshit

A word that defines some lie
You're telling bullshit, right? No way she's dead
by 12345548 September 18, 2023
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fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person
A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!
by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022
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froggerknockle bullshit

The fucking stupidest shit on the planet that Tim and Tony pull out of their ass!!!
Don’t you fucking give me that froggerknockle bullshit, you fucktards!!!
by Fuck the Pack January 19, 2020
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Bullshit

When your cousin says "I'll be there for you." but he blocks you on Discord.
Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.

Me: Hey Bran-

Brandon: What do YOU want?!

Me: This is bullshit...
by Not Ducky August 29, 2020
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Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.
Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.
by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021
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Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.
Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was
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