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Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.
Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
by pooperfart November 28, 2021
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The Asian Trilogy

the school subjects that constitute stress, suicidal tendencies and fulfill your parents dreams about living their lives through you. Made up of Extention/ advanced mathematics, chemistry and physics. they are typical subjects done by asians and other smart people. can also be accompanied but not limited to biology, economics, legal studies.
bro, the asian trilogy is so hard wtf?
cmon guys i do the asian trilogy, you know im smart af.
by calabasas June 9, 2017
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asian gyal

A really cute asian girl. She is often seen blowing her mouth up like a pufferfish.
by asian_gyal March 12, 2021
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asian by injection

A non-Asian girl can say she "has Asian" in her from her Asian boyfriend's cum injected in any of her orifices.
Ping Pong came in my mouth and ass, now I'm Asian by injection.
by MyBratsJerk February 15, 2018
mugGet the asian by injectionmug.

asian-drinker

a person in public who is not socializing or purposefully making themselves noticeable to others
John: Talk to him, that asian-drinker over there.
James: Why? There are so many walking down this street...
John: Oh, that one, silent and hunched over his phone!
by Galinial March 2, 2021
mugGet the asian-drinkermug.

Black Asian

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.
by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017
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Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.
I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.
by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017
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