The Asian Trilogy

the school subjects that constitute stress, suicidal tendencies and fulfill your parents dreams about living their lives through you. Made up of Extention/ advanced mathematics, chemistry and physics. they are typical subjects done by asians and other smart people. can also be accompanied but not limited to biology, economics, legal studies.

bro, the asian trilogy is so hard wtf?
cmon guys i do the asian trilogy, you know im smart af.

by calabasas June 9, 2017

Asian Soup

When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD

Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!

by Peterthefrogislol September 20, 2017

asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017

asian zinger

spit b dubs zing sauce in someone’s asshole

damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger

by Assboy35 September 25, 2021

Adult Asian

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.

That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Adult Asian.

by Josech May 3, 2020

Black Asian

A penor bootysack

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017

asian gyal

A really cute asian girl. She is often seen blowing her mouth up like a pufferfish.

"Oh, look at that asian gyal over there!"

by asian_gyal March 12, 2021