Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017

A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL 💘💘💘🤪🤪

by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021

Adult Asian

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.

That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Adult Asian.

by Josech May 3, 2020

asian zinger

spit b dubs zing sauce in someone’s asshole

damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger

by Assboy35 September 25, 2021

asian standoff

Two cars arrive at a four-stop at the same time. Both cars inch forward and stop, but no one crosses the intersection. And we wait. And wait. Cars in this situation are typically driven by Asians.

I could't get through the intersection quickly because we had an Asian Standoff blocking the intersection.

by BrofessorD May 22, 2017

Asian Mangler

The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.

I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.

by DaBringa June 4, 2018

asian-drinker

a person in public who is not socializing or purposefully making themselves noticeable to others

John: Talk to him, that asian-drinker over there.
James: Why? There are so many walking down this street...
John: Oh, that one, silent and hunched over his phone!

by Galinial March 2, 2021