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Asian Canoli

The sexual act of a man having sex with an egg roll and ejaculates inside it.
Did your wife like the Asian Canoli’s I gave her last night?
by Jables36 September 3, 2021
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Getting Asian

When you get so high you squint your eyes and look Asian.
Yo man, that weed you gave me got me so high, I was getting asian and was squinting my eyes!
by HIVMonkey December 28, 2017
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Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done
by ImSataniic May 11, 2023
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Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)
“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”
by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017
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asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
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Asian Mangler

The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.
I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.
by DaBringa June 4, 2018
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