Bullshit

A lie.

“Hey, did you hear about what happend today?”
“No”
“Micheal Jackson was found alive!”
“Bullshit.

by kid slicc October 15, 2018

Bullshit

Complete Nonsense.
This word is often used as a way to deflect statements and sometimes precedes before counter statements.

eg. Two people are talking
Person A: Did you know that (Insert name here) is the most popular person in the class?
Person B: Complete BULLSHIT. I think (Insert name here) is the most popular!

by Alex Tom May 14, 2023

bullshit

usweekly saying that sprousehart broke up

usweekly: sProUsehaRt bRokE uP!!

literally everyone: bullshit

by cherylb0mbsheII July 24, 2019

bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

by B_squared March 30, 2019

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.

Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”

by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011

Fantasy bullshit

Something Josh once said.

Something something fantasy bullshit

by bigalke93 January 8, 2019