myspace forums

A great place where you can "discuss" basically anything, but you usually wind up with a bunch of people who post random videos of stupid shit and have threads like "Guess what type of shoes the person above you" is wearing... but the myspace forums could have very intelligent topics, especially in the religion and philosophy section, and even that turns out to be 2012 bullshit.

Filled with lots of deleted YouTube videos, spam, trolls, and flame wars.

I discussed about how much of a dork the person above you is on the myspace forums.

by Lil Duff 2008 October 16, 2008

myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get New messages and they normally do.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.

5) someone who dominates over the bulliten board.

Omg! Destiny is such a myspace junkie! She Always is posting bullitens and they dont mean a thing.

by anomynous. June 13, 2008

MySpace Face

When someone's photos online make them appear hotter than they are in real life.

"He looked cute online, but when we met he had a myspace face."

by Sansserif December 26, 2006

myspace pic

or myspace shot/myspace photo. A photo that commonly appears as one's myspace profile in which the photographer of the photo is taking a photo of him/herself (sometimes with friends). The photos are often at angles that attempt to flatter the subject (or at least the subject thinks so).

"Look at that lame myspace pic on her Facebook. What a n00b."

by Paclfbfbt3 August 25, 2007

myspace wrist

a serious medical condition that occurs when a person takes to many pictures of his or her self for use in their profiles.

i am sorry but u have contracted myspace wrist. your life will never be the same

by angelic assasin January 31, 2009

Myspace whore

Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.

Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)

Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.

A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.

Under 5000 friends: not successful.

5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.

10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.

20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.

Scene kids are usually myspace whores.

by puddin2356634 October 7, 2009

Myspace Lurker

A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.

-Not Lurker : hey great pic!

-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl

-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?

-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time

-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker

by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 15, 2009