Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Michael Florip

This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.

Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!

by bigballerzo April 3, 2018

Michael Robinson

on jah brooks best vsco girl u will ever meet sksks he sksks down lane 4 in the olympics

prob future Michael phelps but Michaels cooler than phelps
also in love w Julianna

Michael robinson is such a vsco gal

by minhye park December 25, 2019

Michael Depiso

He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.

Michael cheats on all girls. Michael Depiso Is a cheater.

by Your worst night mare 💀 November 26, 2017

Michael Masi

A situation where no matter what decision is made, the outcome shall be unfavorable for the decision maker

"Oh dear, that's a real Michael Masi you have there"

by SaveTheFlurken May 1, 2022

Michael Kelso

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.

Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!

by I don't care, I'm a punk March 31, 2010

Gianna Michaels

The sexiest porn star there is. She talks straight and sexy to guys she's doing it with.

She's just fun.

Dude the Gianna Michaels Bukkake is the sexiest video ever.

I know! She's so hot.

by Wanker91223095 December 28, 2011