Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
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I just reached quentin1914 LeveL.
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Level 1 shit

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.
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Porn level acting

Abbreviated as PLA, the acting is so bad, that it can be the plot of a porno.

Mostly seen as a first person POV cameraman, another person speaks to the camera as if talking to you. They can be talking an a flirty, aggressive, or happy way. The dialogue is very out of place and would unlikely be said in real life scenario.
*insert very un-natural scence of two people people talking*

What the hell is this porn level acting?
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Diamond Level Man

A high quality charismatic, caring, strong, masculine man: earning 6 figures whilst having no children m.
Girl I’m sick of these bronze men and all they baby momma drama, I needs me a diamond level man!
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ON THE LEVEL

A GARBAGE TRUCK 4213 comes along and 'I say good morning , they return the protocol and I said " I like your number" and break into downer frowns.
I kept looking underneath and saw these nice legs and SEXY FEET and
to an underage boy you have SEXY SNEAKERS and nice socks and he thanked me which he said I asked , ARE YOU waiting for the bus as it comes he said, 8:05 AM , and the first one comes along and says this is MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL only and drives off.

The second MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL BUS comes along and I ask where , and I got on as I almost ride it as I acknowledged my FARE as I got on but got off and observed the number on the bus 4214.

A bus comes along going to MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL and says this is primarily a HIGH SCHOOL BUS and when I get off I look at the BUS 4214.
I know how you think ANAL ALAN as you would love to get a MOUNTING VIEW of the underage BOYS AND GIRLS But truthfully being ON THE LEVEL as a FEMALE we IDentify you and JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE soon being a BITCH FAG is in the cards but I love to be a TEACHER.
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