Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<

person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.

by RileyKay May 26, 2024

Kitten

taylor cho. kitten will listen to senpai.

come here kitten, its time for your morning kibble

by tommy17 March 29, 2021

furry kitten

A females genitalia.

*Jack and john talking about the night before*

john: How did things go with Lauren last night?

Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten

john: you slick cunt thats my sister.

by LazyToe December 9, 2017

Forever Kitten

A AAA company owned by Joel and Brian.

Forever Kitten is a great company

by Vikraant March 4, 2022

Kittenous

A word to describe acting in cat-like manner. Can also be said like "kittenly."

A very kittenous person.

by lightsinthesky January 1, 2025

kitten bae

REALLY hot person. a catgirl with mommy milkers and SEVERAL eboys in their dm’s. doesn’t have to be a girl though, anyone can be a kitten bae.

1: oh my god did you see who he’s texting?!

2:no?!

1: he’s managed to pull a kitten bae

2: wtf how he’s a 2/10

1: he’s drained his bank account for her, duh.

by thottyjschlatt January 27, 2021