churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.

Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...

by ImusthavebeenforgottenmynameXD August 31, 2018

Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017

Church of the Rock

An interdenominational charismatic church headquartered in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. It is famous for its annual Easter Passion Plays which re-enact the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ. However, what makes this Church's plays famous in particular is that they are themed around famous movies and use characters from modern popular culture as stand-ins for the Biblical characters. It first gained attention in when YouTuber Jenny Nicholson posted a video where she reviews all of their Easter plays from 2008 to 2022.

I can't believe it but during the 2018 Church of the Rock Easter Passion Play, they literally crucified Iron Man while he was singing "tubthumping"! And they even mashed it up with "It's the end of the world as we know it"!

by EthanRosca February 27, 2024

Church

A place where you jump on beds with whores get your Crackpipe blessed and listen to shit cover music

Families walk into church

“Now remember kids ask to be able overdraft in heaven and also ask for place to hide out at don’t worry if your mom off getting piped by her boyfriend it not my fault in this house of god they can babysit you and cover you on any need needed expect for those who spill false accusations and tarnish the use of freedom

by Biggestkikever April 2, 2022

Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays

*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"

by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020

Church Of NyJai

Church Of NyJai is ruled by Queen NyJai and we believe in Gods

The Church Of NyJai is Amazing

by Queen of Gods July 2, 2022

SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.

"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

by NatorGreen7000 February 16, 2023