august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens

guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know

by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020

27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

August 19

August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.

Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*

by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021

August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)

“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures”

by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022

august 23

kiss the birthday boy🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

birthday boy: its my birthday, august 23
side hoe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13: "commere big boy!!!!!!"

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

August 15th

National send titty pictures day

You gotta send Titty pics yo your bf bc it’s august 15th

by User7272628 August 15, 2022