wood splitter

the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal

hey dude were goin to put a wood splitter on this chick tonight

by bw78 January 20, 2008

SplitSplat

v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)

-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!

by Sean Martinos March 11, 2009

SPloink

To do what no mans has done before.....

you just sploinked it... and a splink was apprehended...splink

by the connection May 4, 2003

log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

Sploot

The Man Milk that comes from your baby maker

John: I just splooted inside my cousin!
Raymond: We're no longer friends

by I like racism June 19, 2017

split wood

phrase used when you get with a girl at a bar or party take her home and get her naked, sounds good right, well half way through you realize that she is fucking nasty, fugly and fat AH SHIT DAMMIT gross, so you say you remember some thing and split with a wood

the yag-bombs finally wore off and i found myself fucking bigfoot, hair and all, so i had to split wood and haven't mentioned it sense.

by Jay-Hawk October 3, 2007

wig split

a fancy word for a haircut, or getting ones "wig, split" means having ones hair piece, split.

Yo coolbreeze, I gotta go have my "wig Split" afta work.

by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003