short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t

by RyReg October 14, 2021

Shortbus Martini

A tasty cocktail made famous by the Detroit band Shortbus. It consists of equal parts Gatorade (any flavor) and Vodka (middle shelf). Usually mixed and served in plastic Gatorade bottles.

Hey Mouth...what's the flavor of the day?
Well BK, it's a lemon-lime Shortbus Martini.

by bustubs July 15, 2007

Short Shorts

What women wear to show off their ass.
Also used while twerking.

Guy 1- "I saw Lisa in short shorts the other day."
Guy 2- "Was her ass hanging out?"
Guy 1- "Hell yeah! When she saw me looking at it she started twerking!"
Guy 2- "Damn, I wish I had been there."

by Southern Threat December 1, 2020

Oh my lordy, shordy!

A phrase used when you are dissatisfied with the behavior of your shordy.

Shordy: *cheats*
Guy: Oh my lordy, shordy!

by Statikk September 18, 2018

short strokin

when a guy is having sex with a girl and is taking it slow and easy, not too far in or out, especially during a flip session when you should just be destroying the girl

damn joe last night when you were hitting that flipper you were short strokin, what is she your wifey... i was bashing her

by truth1234 June 4, 2007

Shordy

Shordy is the best of girlfriends, truly the number 1.

She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.

That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.

But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.

She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.

Oh! Is that Shordy in Zugerland?
Oh yes! She must be buying yet another sex toy.

by Shordy’sBae August 31, 2021