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Ghost Tea 

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.
“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.
Ghost Tea by JBRacing October 8, 2023

Ghost stories 

Ghost stories has the best English dub on it ever
Person one: have you seen that one Anime…. Uhhh Ghost stories I think it’s called
Person two: you think? It’s one of the best Animes you’ll ever see. It’s really funny and I almost cried at the end
Ghost stories by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Dingle Ghost 

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole
Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts
Dingle Ghost by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

Joking Ghost 

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
Joking Ghost by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Holy Ghost Ride 

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”
Holy Ghost Ride by Kevotard January 2, 2011

the ghost buster 

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams
me and my girl did the ghost buster the other day
the ghost buster by dan akroyd September 1, 2014