A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins
by A11is0nadair July 18, 2016
Get the Dolphin Squadmug. A debate tactic where one party presents a misleading image or video (such as a dolphin fetus) and the other party accepts it for what they are lead to believe (such as a human fetus).
Charlie Kirk fell for a dolphin trap when he declared an animal fetus "without a doubt" a human being.
by A_bored_debator March 25, 2025
Get the Dolphin Trapmug.