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This definition won't get accepted

When you write a funny uban dictionary definition and then realize your not funny enough and or have enough tallent to get it accepted. so you try to be cool to get accepted play off of peoples pity and be being mean to yourself to get even more pitty. You then name it "this definiton won't get accepted" inorder to play off of reverse psycology and talk about what you are planning to do inorder to get accepting inorder to be meta becasue that is cool. but then you realize you need to be more meta so you are now being meta about being meta and so on to infinity.
Dude I am a failure, this definition won't get accepted.
by naman203 June 16, 2022
mugGet the This definition won't get acceptedmug.
Like this definition if the following is true: none of the above.
Don’t rate this definition if the following is true: all of the above.

Answer! Let’s look at the text on the top. It says none of the below, meaning the middle text and bottom text shouldn’t be true. The top text states that the middle text is actually false, meaning that the top text is proving itself correct. Let’s consider the top text may be true, so the middle text can’t be true. Now if we take the bottom text, it can’t be correct as we already know the middle text is false. That means we have to dislike this definition. The top text says “Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.”
by ΒITCHES May 6, 2022
mugGet the Dislike this definition if the following is true: none of the below.mug.

real definition

noun

the act of defining, or of making something definite, distinct, or clear

the formal statement of the meaning or significance of a word, phrase, idiom, etc., as found in dictionaries. An online dictionary resource, such as Dictionary.com, can give users direct, immediate access to the definitions of a term, allowing them to compare definitions from various dictionaries and stay up to date with an ever-expanding vocabulary.
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
mugGet the real definitionmug.

Definition

Sam: what’s the definition of gravity
Gullamodjim: a non-contact force which applies a pressure to a object how high the pressure is will vary on the size of the planet, example on the moon it has way less gravity then earth therefore you can jump really high etc.
by No gay , man May 16, 2021
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Your definition will be reviewed soon

It's a lie. More like 3 months to never!
Your definition will be reviewed soon TM! (Secretly means late to never!).
by Cooldex April 24, 2024
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Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one
You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
mugGet the Real Definitionmug.
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<.3.4.3.>Germans Expression's {s}{S}{s} Allocates Definitions And Meaning Through Esoteric Nonsenses Called Philosophy <.3..>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
mugGet the <.3.4.3.>Germans Expression's {s}{S}{s} Allocates Definitions And Meaning Through Esoteric Nonsenses Called Philosophy <.3..>mug.

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