christmas random

A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.

God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.

Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.

by Lawlspirit January 1, 2020

Random

Something out of the blue aka random

A man: A like DINO NUGGIES!!
Another man: Well that was random.

by Randomia November 3, 2021

Random

Fiumba zamba maranga chum, socrates, suculini, silvio rodrigues, FIUMBA final feliz, German Garmendia, Paulo Londra... Paulo Londra Transexual, hmmm Fernanfloo!!

Gaspi es random jaja spreen Crocs

by Blastorm March 25, 2022

Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

a random

A person who you have/had sex with whom does not mean anything to you. A one off hook-up. You usually meet this type of person in passing at a club, party, or on vacation. Also know as a "Rando".

She ain't nothing but a random from last night.

by officialjpress November 6, 2017

Random Artz

Stupid smelly fart face

Random Artz is a stupid smelly fart face

by EgbertBiology August 22, 2024

Random purple bunny

A random purple bunny red overalls yellow eyes and teeth, that is very much annoying like fuck, he never shuts up, and he likes to make all the chaos, also his rizz technique is very good being annoying to girls, bro even ppl in rl think he’s the best.

Random purple bunny: oh and watch out for centipedes :D
Rand0m doll: (random purple bunny)!!!! You know that’s my only fear, right!!1!

by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) October 23, 2023