National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -

"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"

by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021

national kiss shydaisha day

this is the day where you finally kiss your gf named shydaisha

oh look , it’s national kiss shydaisha day.

by Quenn👑 October 9, 2021

National Rat Lucy Day

Every October 11th, National Rat Lucy occurs. If you want to participate, feel free to do a finger gun on your temple, then bite you lip. Bonus point if you have a short fringe

"Happy National Rat Lucy Day! "

by kazuichisouda October 10, 2021

national hizzie day

october 14th — national hizzie day.
a day dedicated to the relationship between

hope mikaelson and lizzie saltzman.

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?
person 2: yeah! october 14th, national hizzie day!

by user17483288 October 10, 2021

National dis dick day

Tell a bih dis dick when they say who what when or where

Me:Whatsaname was talkin about uu.
Them:who
me: dis dick

National dis dick day

by lelediorr October 10, 2021

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021