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Zoe

she needs help, not a lot of help, ALOTTTTTT OF HELP.

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by anonymous December 4, 2023
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Zoe

she needs help, not a lot of help, ALOTTTTTT OF HELP.

pls go get a therapist to spill ur Gojo problems to them (bring Ava too)

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Zoe

built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese
'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'
by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023
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Zoe Abbey

Probably one me of the most hideous things on the planet. If she’s in the area you’d rather kill yourself than talk to her. But doing so will make her cry, which happens frequently. She has a broke and destructive personality, so be careful if you see her lurking about.
Someone tell the new kid that Zoe Abbey is not the first friend they want to make this year.
by Jimmy Sinns December 13, 2023
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Dirty Zoe

When a female gets shit and farts inside her vag and then has sex, while having a turd inside of her and slowly letting the farts go out of her vag. (May feel itchy)
Ayo i had a dirty zoe with a girl last night, man it was so warm and nice, but sometimes kinda itchy...
by why would you care about me December 23, 2022
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Zoe

Pretty, smart girl who you can’t get away from. Obsessed with genshin and can binge watch as much anime series’ as she wants in a day. Don’t mess with her cos she will bring out the four pronged knife and kick your shin. Overall a 10/10 in hotness and being a great friend.
Random person: Zoe kicked attacked me with a fork cos I told her that I didn’t play genshin impact.
Zoe: IT IS A FOUR PRONGED KNIFE YOU IDIOT.
by Who is YOUR bias? December 27, 2022
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Zoe

A zoe is someone who loves to vape a lot even when her friends don’t want her too… she has a really good memory (jokes)

Loves house plants and anything with vegetables in…
A zoe will only interact with you if you’re a 10/10 and make her LOL.. if you’re not then don’t waste your time…

Not sure what she’s like when she’s mad but I’m sure it can be scary
Hi I’m Luke,

hi I’m zoe.. are you on drugs?…
by Bakerman69 July 18, 2023
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