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Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.
Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪
by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021
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Jonathan Reyes

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."
by jaimee marie January 5, 2015
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Jonathan

Jonathan is someone who would be your first love. He would steal your heart. Would he break it? maybe. Idk. Jonathan was my first love , and still is. He’s very athletic, smart ( even tho he likes to pretend he isn’t), funny, kind, caring, thoughtful, a little mean sometimes, handsome. He is my pretty boy. I love him with my whole heart with my whole being of a person. I love him. I would absolutely do anything for him. He just doesn’t fully understand the things I would put myself through for him. Ik people say this a lot and it might have lost its meaning because of that reason but it’s true, words absolutely cannot express what I feel for him. How much I love him. I crave his touch, his look, his voice, I crave him. I need him to survive. If I lose him, there would be no purpose in life. He is and will always be my first love and nothing can change that. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through and how they feel. I never want to lose him. AHHHH how is he so perfect.
person 1- wow he’s so sweet and nice and caring and handsome i’m starting to really like this guy

person 2- oh I haven’t seen you like this about a boy since Jonathan

person 1- yea.. but nobody will ever be better than him.. I miss him

person 2- you were really in love with him

person 1- how could I not be, he was perfect, everything about him was…
by Paisleyb_xoxo March 16, 2023
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Jonathan

A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.
Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good
by MillyWilly December 24, 2017
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Jonathan

You know that Jonathan guy he has a 10ft willy
by Big pp649 November 28, 2021
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Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.
by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018
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Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.
jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.
by remy. C March 23, 2025
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