wet slappy

A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.

Damn Jackson that was a hard wet slappy!

by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

wet hedgehog

When the guy or girls pubic hair gets covered in jizz after a guy cums out

Yo, I gave that girl a wet hedgehog after going at it all night

by flying_spidereggs July 19, 2015

Wet the receipt

When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.

Damn. That boy wet the receipt for that bangin waitress

by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016

Wet wip

When your brother hears a lot of moist noises from the bathroom and assumes your masterbating. Only for it to be you rapidly head banging to the halo 3 odst soundtrack

Hey my brother got mad at me for jacking off so I had to explain to him what a wet wip was

by Cheeseant May 30, 2018

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011