Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

by Arkanoid_Champ August 6, 2012

Kurt Cobanging

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana

Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .

by Websters2 June 12, 2015

Edward Carbajal

A mexican kid with soccer cut who jacks off to anime pron.

Our class has an Edward Carbajal.

by bigdickmaster2 November 16, 2020

kurt cobain

the most iconic man alive. (who btw is not dead lolzies)

1. bro kurt cobain slays!!
2. i know right!!

by ayeshasslut March 6, 2021

kurt cobain

the loml.
the purest soul that has ever existed.
a legend of grunge and frontman of the iconic group nirvana.
the one who saved my life and inspired me and continues to inspire a lot of young people who want to change this shitty world.
istg he was so cute.
never has anyone impacted my life and my way of thinking like he did.
he literally changed me and made me become a better person.
we love you kurt. rest in peace <3

i miss kurt cobain sm

by well whatever nvm August 24, 2021

dirty coba

The brown substance that comes out of your bum hole.

I had enough of playing video games, so I went to the toilet and took a dirty coba.

by The1nOnlyMrSmart August 26, 2021

King Cobra Jfs

When you mess something up so bad, especially while under the influence that it turns out regarded.

Last night Josh cooked some tamales with a red wine base, the grease curdled it so bad; i think he King Cobra Jfs'd it.

by The great Grease Wizard February 13, 2023