bastard child

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans

e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import

by Mi Chun May 07, 2005

eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

by beefcake mcgee November 22, 2007

Limey bastard

1 shot of vodka, splash of roses lime juice, and water on ice.

Man I'm too full for beer but my date isn't getting any skinnier, time for a few Limey bastards

by Patchadams May 14, 2015

dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

by Phil G January 14, 2008

moddy bastard

somebody who modifies things for there advantage generally games and electronic devices also playing in a way that make them have an advantage over other players bye being an electronic arsehole

for fuck sake that prick has killed me 5 times in a row he must be a moddy bastard

by woggery October 04, 2011

crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush

1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?

by cherry February 28, 2004

bastard math

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

by Pizza pockets October 16, 2019