pony tail freak

old obsessive man sporting a pony tail. enjoys the company of little boys and young adults when they are riding "nuts to ass" on a crappy motorbike.

That pony tail freak needs to be imprisoned for being a total faggot.

by puppy! December 16, 2008

pee pee tail

a little girls vagina

Did you wipe your pee pee tail after making wee wee?

by Jane Bradshaw June 11, 2008

tail gate party

gettin some tail in the parking lot.

I walked her out to her car, and then we had a tail gate party.

by evadrad July 30, 2008

Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.

Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.

by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010

The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass

Derived from an ancient story of French decent. The French bastards were searching for the lost city of Heracleum. Egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). Egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the technique of tying pyramid rocks to their asses to pull them down significantly faster. French also had a good technique, they would take live lobsters and shove them up their ass so the tail would stick out and flap around acting as a propeller. There is no clear evidence as to who discovered this city, if it was discovered at all. Some say it was discovered but kept hidden. It is fairly evident that the Egyptians technique did not work considering 45 of the 46 test dummies never surfaced again. The only person to surface only did so because when he got to the bottom he allegedly shoved a lobster up his ass to propel him to the top. When he surfaced he had one quote before he died of unknown causes. He said "What the fuck were we thinking?!" in some strange tongue (some believe this tongue to be Egyptian, due to the fact that Egyptian was his nationality).

A great dispute started over who created the "'Tail' of the Lobster-Ass" due to the death of the Egyptian. This caused a great battle involving the Egyptions taking two lobsters to the sleeping French shoving one WAAYYYYY up his asshole and clamping one to the frenulum of his penis. Some believe this is the beginning of era where the French become large salty assholes, due to the large lobster, fresh out of the the salt water, being shoved up their ass. No correlation was made the lobster clamping onto their penal skin.

Now-a-days this is a common prank done among teenagers but the teenagers need to be really really fucking hammered to the point where the victim wont remember how he got the lobster in his ass. He wakes up questioning himself. This prank is extra funny because it often convinces the teenager that he is gay with a lobster fetish.

Never used in everyday dialog except to say, "What fucking moron wrote the definition of The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass?"

by Doug Funny and PorkChop February 19, 2010

chasing your tail

tryin to back a female that you had in the past.

Man, that chick dont want you no more. stop chasing your tail

by eagles930 January 14, 2009

Stefan's Bunny Tail

Stefan's Bunny Tail is when you have a buttplug and its being pulled on while the front half of your body is tied down to a BDSM Board. While your partner squeals in pleasure you get the Candle Melts and drip the candle along the top of their ass making a tail shape, normally a Bunny Tail. Once the buttplug is pulled out a cock is shoved into their ass and their balls/clit starts being pulled.

"My husband wanted me to try Stefan's Bunny Tail, I can tell you now he was not disappointed."

by Star_shines February 8, 2021