Lauren

A Lauren is a rambunctious small statured stacked woman. Usually found swaddled in sheets at 1 A.M. to around 1 P.M., they are generally docile, but can be provoked to action if sleep or steak are disturbed. In the sack, she has an angelic ass-clap, but ironically, Lauren’s are unable to twerk due to their short legs.

1: Hey man, what’s that girl doing over there? The one in the onesie.

2: Having a seizure?

1: oh, shit! She’s trying the sprinkler?!

2: must be a Lauren...

by IFUCKINGWINHUNNY February 23, 2019

Lauren

This sexy beast will gorge of food daily. You can find her in her natural habitat, the fridge be careful not to disturb her daily feeding seeing as you may anger her and she will snatch your wig.

Guy1: bro all the foods gone.
Guy2: must be lauren

by Isosarah2 November 13, 2017

Lauren

the bitch who is persian jew and goes to tzofim every single tuesday with roy and gal

THAT BITCH LAUREN DIDNT INVITE ME TO HER SHABBAT

by LAURENLOVER6969 March 2, 2017

Lauren

Mother of all. Is usually tipsy but will take care of others. Also has the worst luck in the world.

Look it's tipsy mother Lauren!

by smiles97 February 12, 2018

Lauren

Bitchy ugly annoying snake slut whore easy

Dude 1: man look at that girl she's so easy
Dude 2: yeh man she's some lauren

by User110 January 29, 2017

Lauren

She f*cks evryone she sees. She is hiring all the time and will suck anyone’s cock, as long as it’s bigger than 10 inches

Your so horny, you are acting like a Lauren

by Wildcats6753 March 20, 2019

Lauren chen

A racist homophobic transphobic fatphobic homeless sex changer transgender gay none binary bi sexual black woman of color xenophobia antiblack Antisemitic nazi white wiman cisgender cissy prostitute stripper nun religious figure the next mother Mary virgin god church woman man shemale ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

Look Lauren chen made a new video about transgender people!

by Pussy_popers September 6, 2022