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fat girl syndrome

Fat girl Syndrome refers to the inflated self esteem of fat bitches. They always portray themselves as much more attractive than they actually are in real life. They often wonder men don't want them, as they blindly acknowledge their weight problem. They often brag about the amount of guys that talk to them (usually only on social networking sights where myspace angles are used to the fullest. See "myspace angles" ). But really, the amount of guys that actually talk to them in real life are proportional to the amount of weight that they have "supposedly" lost since last summer. i.e. not shit. BEWARE, if you give any attention at all, they will assume your friendly actions are actually sexual advances. DO NOT! I REPEAT! DO NOT ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH GIRLS SUFFERING FROM FAT GIRL SYNDROME!
"That bitch got fat girl syndrome"
"Whats fat girl syndrome?"
"When a bitch looks like Precious but think she looks like Rihanna; a linebacker kind of bitch that should be blocking for Miami, not dancing in the club."
by sidekick2flip January 27, 2011
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Cute Girl Syndrome

When ugly girls think they are actually good looking or cute, due to the fact that they are easier to sleep with and less intimidating than hot girls. Therefore more guys are likely to hit on them and give them compliments to sleep with them. This usually results with the guy fucking them just because they are around while simultaneously raising the girls self-confidence. This is why so many ugly girls actually think they are good looking.
Girl: "Omg that is the first time I got turned down."
or
Girl: "Please don't fall in love with me."
.....don't worry your ugly no problem.

Guy:"Why is that fat girl wearing such a tight shirt?"
Dude: "Man she has got Cute Girl Syndrome."
by WinterSummerSpringFall November 2, 2010
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Crazy Girl Syndrome

The phenomenon where girls act irrationally because of indecisiveness or insecurities. Can be observed in most interpersonal relationships when a girl may act one way one day and the opposite way the next; each girl expresses her CGS differently. Though it may seem unfounded, CGS is often established because of previous relational problems (daddy issues, controlling ex-boyfriends, etc).
"Dude, why aren't you and Leslie dating yet?"

"I don't know man...she can't make up her mind about me. It's like one day she's invites me over and cuddles with me but then she ignores me for a week. I don't get it!"

"Sounds like she's got that Crazy Girl Syndrome. I wonder what caused it. You gonna keep trying?"

"Yeah. It was probably her ex. He cheated on her for months before she found out. I just gotta show her that she can trust me."

"Better you than me! Let me know how it goes!"
by JMM7433 January 7, 2013
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teen girl squad

A cartoon drawn by Strong Bad by an e-mail request. Cheerleader, so-and-so, Wha'ts her face, and THE UGLY ONE! The characters represent the four steriotypes of teenage girls: A preppy one, a brainy one, a gothic one, and...well...an ugly one!
What's her face: I met a possum!
So-and-so: Good for you.
by Ihatesimpleplan July 4, 2004
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Girl Scouts of America

An organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.

In short: Cookie Terrorist
The car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, Girl Scouts of America, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their Samoa Cookies.
by Andrew and Rebecca November 18, 2009
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hot girl summer

a term used to describe a summer full of crazy and wild dayz.
girl 1: finally, school is out! what we finna do?
girl 2: girl we finna have a hot girl summer!
by lack toes an towel rent April 21, 2020
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girl scouts cookies

Very potent weed, DO NOT smoke it bfor school or work................a blunt will have you gone.
"Bro I smoked some girl scouts cookies
and I cant get outta my seat"
by Ajizzle November 22, 2013
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