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No Astley August

No Astley August is a challenge for the internet, in which participants, for the entire month of August, must not get Rick Rolled.
The rules are simple.

Rule 1: You must not get Rick Rolled.

Rule 2: You must not view and/or listen any Rick Astley songs on any internet platform.

Rule 3: Singing doesn't count, but you must not sing any Rick Astley song thrice a day. Singing a Rick Astley song thrice a day will count as a participant failure.

Punishment: Once you fail, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for every day that is an odd number. That includes 1, 3, 5, to 31. Once you fail that challenge, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for the entire month.
Jon: *listens to Never Gonna Give You Up*
Justin: Have you heard about the new No Astley August?
Jon: No What August?
Justin: Get the speakers, it is August 3 today.
by n3v3rg0nnag1v3y0uup August 29, 2021
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August 15th

You gotta send Titty pics yo your bf bc it’s august 15th
by User7272628 August 15, 2022
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August 19

August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.
Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*
by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022
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August 18th

National sleepover day from the 18th-19th of August. Official, all parents should allow their kids to have a sleepover.
"Me and ____ want to have a sleepover."
"No"
"But today is August 18th!"
"Oh then ok!"
by nationaldayz.. August 18, 2022
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August 19

A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
by uwuqueen1234 August 18, 2022
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august 19

you: hi
crush: hello
you: you know what today is?
crush: no tf
you: it’s august 19th!!!!!
crush: and?
you: hi
by gajagostosaletsslay August 19, 2022
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August 22nd

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!
by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022
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