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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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Jonathan littles

If u see a jonathan littles just know hes a cool guy
by anonymous June 7, 2021
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jonathan bucknell

loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.
'your such a little curry muhcing jonathan bucknell'
by lizraid August 4, 2021
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Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.
Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!
by Nepsahe April 7, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.
Jonathan is a kind person.
by Tutter November 26, 2021
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